Portable Girlfriend

Portable Girlfriend · 3:4

Surreal portrait of a blindfolded figure with teal-streaked hair, eyes covered by a folded origami blindfold printed with roses and music notes, glossy pink lips, a large pink polka-dot bow at the throat, wearing a pink and teal polka-dot dress with cream ruffled trim, pink and cream roses in her hair, one hand touching her chin, against a teal background. 'Digital Edition' badge at right. Signed Magpie.

Eyes sealed behind an origami blindfold printed with roses and sheet music. Pink polka-dot bonnet, ruffled collar, an enormous bow at the throat like gift-wrapping on a person. Her hand touches her chin the way someone touches a mask they forgot was optional. Dark Victorian doll portrait in pinks and teals, all ruffles and paper and performance. This is what it looks like to fold yourself into the tastiest bite-size treat on the table.

Made from a poem.

What it costs us, and what most people pay
Which	Costs us	Most people pay
poster, 9x11 inches	$10.35	$22.22
poster, 11x14 inches	$12.33	$24.42
poster, 12x16 inches	$13.53	$30.03
poster, 16x20 inches	$14.57	$33.33
poster, 18x24 inches	$16.65	$40.04
poster, 24x32 inches	$21.09	$44.44
the file, to print yourself	$0.00	$11.11

Pay what you can, from the cost up, in the jewelry box. Or buy the print on Etsy, the file on Etsy.

Close-up detail of an origami blindfold printed with pink roses and music notes covering the eyes, freckled skin, glossy pink lips, a pink polka-dot bow with teal dots below, teal-streaked hair peeking above.

Portrait art print of a surreal blindfolded bow girl on a warm plaster wall between two cream floral Louis XV armchairs with sheepskin throws, above a rustic coffee table with silver vessels.

Close-up detail of glossy pink lips, freckled chin, and a crushed pink polka-dot bow with teal dots tied at the throat, teal background visible at the edges.

Portrait art print of a surreal blindfolded bow girl on a white wall above a tufted pink velvet chaise lounge with white turned legs and a white faux fur throw on pale wood floors.

Close-up detail of a hand touching a pink polka-dot bow with teal dots, blurred cream ruffles and floral fabric behind, with the Magpie signature in dark pink script against a teal background.

Portrait art print of a surreal blindfolded bow girl on a white wall above a mid-century wooden desk with a cream typewriter, yellow rotary phone, small potted plant, and a polka-dot ceramic piece.

Three surreal art prints displayed as a gallery wall in a small bedroom with lavender walls: a portrait of a blindfolded figure with a pink bow (top left), the envelope doll (top right), and a green origami piece with a large blue eye and cherries (bottom center), all above a pallet bed with pink bedding, a wooden crate nightstand with plants and a salt lamp.

Every piece, one page each